Score: 8

"Good stuff"

submission: The Hidden Palace Zone

date: February 16, 2006

Liked it, especially since one of my tracks got used! A promising start as far as animation goes, just a bit of fine tuning and you're there, man.

Score: 0

"You vile, cretinous little creature"

submission: Final Fantasy 7 AC

date: September 6, 2005

I can't believe you had the audacity to say you work for Square-ENIX, without even bothering to research the company or even GET A FUCKING LOGO. It's not called Square Studios, it's Square Enix, and if by some miracle Square Enix did manage to employ someone as fucktarded as you, they might ask you to at least use music from their own franchise and not risk getting sued by bitter rivals Nintendo. It's like saying you work for the United States Patriotism Board and making a movie about America and how good it is with the Iraqi national anthem playing in the background. How about you crawl back into your mother and start all over again, you witless little turdbag?

Score: 8

"Women, can't live with them, can't kill them"

submission: Where do clams come from

date: June 17, 2005

To be honest, I saw the ending coming as soon as I saw that bloke turn up. But the animation was better than most professional work, and if this guy isn't doing professional work soon if not already I'LL EAT MY OWN ANUS.

Score: 9

"Very impressive"

submission: dj_padman - Berzerker

date: July 20, 2006

You get a lot of dickabouts on NG but this is the real deal. You clearly have OCD when it comes to the breaks and the bass because the attention to detail here is phenomenal. I don't review music here much but this was worth it. Thanks

Score: 7

"You have talent"

submission: ParagonX9 - No. 5 (NG Edit)

date: May 8, 2006

but sadly you went and made Chaoz Japan so early, so you'll have to work damn hard to make anyone forget how good it was. Despite being no Chaoz Japan this is still about a thousand times better than your competition.
Also, Zero6421, you rambled for quite a long time about this KNFX thing like you're some kind of super detective, and even included the fact that KNFX's version is called SUPER DOUBLE DRAGON stage 5, but didn't at any point consider that the link between the two songs is stage 5 on the game SUPER DOUBLE DRAGON. But that'd be silly, right? Nothing but original music in the VIDEO GAME section isn't it?

Score: 9

"Definitely something"

submission: DarkA - *I take LSD*

date: February 11, 2006

I don't normally review audio, I just turn up to see how I'm doing, pat myself on the back if I'm still in the top ten, and go back to something else, but this is really good. It's very DJ Shadow, with a bit of early days breakbeat. Nice.