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All Audio Reviews

6 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses

Score: 9
dj_padman - Berzerker

"Very impressive"

date: July 20, 2006

You get a lot of dickabouts on NG but this is the real deal. You clearly have OCD when it comes to the breaks and the bass because the attention to detail here is phenomenal. I don't review music here much but this was worth it. Thanks

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Cheers for the review mate, I appreciate it very much!

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Score: 7
ParagonX9 - No. 5 (NG Edit)

"You have talent"

date: May 8, 2006

but sadly you went and made Chaoz Japan so early, so you'll have to work damn hard to make anyone forget how good it was. Despite being no Chaoz Japan this is still about a thousand times better than your competition.
Also, Zero6421, you rambled for quite a long time about this KNFX thing like you're some kind of super detective, and even included the fact that KNFX's version is called SUPER DOUBLE DRAGON stage 5, but didn't at any point consider that the link between the two songs is stage 5 on the game SUPER DOUBLE DRAGON. But that'd be silly, right? Nothing but original music in the VIDEO GAME section isn't it?

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Score: 9
DarkA - *I take LSD*

"Definitely something"

date: February 11, 2006

I don't normally review audio, I just turn up to see how I'm doing, pat myself on the back if I'm still in the top ten, and go back to something else, but this is really good. It's very DJ Shadow, with a bit of early days breakbeat. Nice.

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Score: 10
F Zero X Thing

"I gave it 5"

submission: F Zero X Thing
date: February 4, 2006

For two reasons. One, it was second to worst scored thing on NG audio, one place above a song that was silent. It wasn't that bad, it was quite innocent and cute.
Second reason; all the high and mighty, arrogant, irony immune, downs syndrome suffering idiots that gave you reviews that were twice as painful to read as your song could ever be to hear. If I know that I've annoyed them too, my life is complete.
Thanks for giving me a laugh!

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Score: 6
SSBM gone Techno

"Aphex Twin without the drugs or melody"

submission: SSBM gone Techno
date: June 6, 2005

That was too weird to live, too rare to die.

Author's Response:

Well... Thanks, I guess.

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Score: 9
The Temple Of Time

"Stunning"

submission: The Temple Of Time
date: May 18, 2005

I don't really make flash movies anymore, and before I was a half assed flash animator, I was a half-assed musician. This piece is beautiful, it deserves all the kudos thrown its way and more.
Ironically, one of the last movies I made for NG was Metal Gear Get 2, and at the end there was a hint that Link would be involved in number three, and I used the orchestral version of [Zeldas] main theme at the end. Nearly two years on and I haven't been arsed with making them anymore, until I heard this track. I want to make something to [this piece] just so the philistines who stay in the flash portal and never come here can experience this brilliance. All I need now is a plot and some talent. In the meantime, thank you for making this and inspiring a jaded hack. Thank you.

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Heh, it was my pleasure. I'm glad more people like it than hate it.

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